oh the thievery

The photo above is my new Starbucks coffee mug. The reason I chose to use the word “thievery” is because it was stolen. Yes, I in fact blatantly stole this mug right from under the nose of its owner. But now I am the current owner. So now let me justify myself. This mug was given to Emily (my lovely, beautiful wife) for Christmas. So I still seem like a stealing jerk huh? Ok, lets dive in further. It has sat in a basket, underneath a blanket, in front of the Bowflex since December 26th. Out of sight, out of mind right? The absolute beauty of this scenario is that she can not get the least bit mad at me or ask for it back, since it sat there unused for so long. So heres to Emily’s, I mean my new Starbucks coffee mug.
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