huh?

so this is what i was confronted by the last time i did laundry. there it was - this giant, ambiguous sign hanging on the tastefully painted orange wall. ::end sarcasm:: what does this sign even mean? should it say “may be slippery when we,” or is it sheepishly telling me “maybe slippery when wet” - like a confused student answering a trigonometry question in front of the class (shrugging afterwards).
this leads me to my next rant. i was driving along yesterday when this massive truck pulls up next to me at a red light. you know, the kind that looks like it could run over smalls buildings. anyways, i’m not going to go into how unnecessary vehicles like this are, rather, the lovely writing on his back window. i can’t quote it verbatim, but it said something like this, “if its too loud your too close.” ok, fair enough. he wants you to stay away from his vehicle’s personal space. the key word in his message is “your.” since when can proximity take ownership on anything? beats me. have you seen anything like this lately?
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