campfire anthems

well i am smart. at least that what i like to think. i changed the ram and hard drive in my computer. i can do algebra and trigonometry. i can even convert picas to inches when designing in adobe cs3. when it comes to building things, however, i’m basically about as useful as a poopie flavored lolly pop. i can’t craft things from wood or various metals - i can barely hang a picture on the wall straight. i mean, i use to be kick butt with some legos® but my craftsmanship has dwindled away since my youth. what i’m getting at is the picture above. as most of you know i am a musician, namely a guitarist. because of this i think it is an innate characteristic that i am in love with guitar hero. this dude was telling me that i could even use my guitar hero controller from my xbox 360 and turn it into a midi device on my macbook to use for garageband.

::sidebar:: there are thousands of tiny girls screaming and running around outside of my window. where are their parents? probably smoking drugs and partaking in casual sex to reproduce even more probably raising their family to be good citizens and even better christians.

i digress. the man pictured above, i have no idea who he is, took a real/full sized squir stratocaster, put guitar here parts in it and made it a video game controller. sick i say. i have to go take excederin now for my headache…not for the thought of this great guitar feat but for the pain these girls have instilled deeply in my temple and behind my eyes. farewell friends.