questions answered: part three
this will be the last installment of my question series. it has been really fun and i think i’ll probably pull this out again later and see if you guys have anything new for me. so let’s get right to it.
jenna asks:
what is “quobbity assurance?” alright. now we are getting somewhere. quobbity assurance is only the most sought after position at dunder mifflin scranton. quobbity assurance is the position that one holds after many years of drug use and promiscuous sex and can no longer remember just what it is they do at work. a quobbity assurance technician has the responsibility of wandering around the office and making crude comments to the ladies, selling random office supplies for quick cash, and eating peach cobbler on your birthday. i wonder if it is closely related to the position of quality assurance? probably not. that doesn’t sound as much fun.
jamison asks:
what made you want to become a musician? this question is something that i never really thought of before you asked james. it all started when i was a young boy, maybe around the age of 8. my mom bought this really old upright piano and thought it would be neat if i learned how to play it. it seemed like a good idea at the time. i took a couple of years worth of piano lessons and actually got pretty good at it. i did all the typical things that kids and pianos do. you know, recitals, being made play when company came over, just the typical stuff. after a while though i just really started hating it. i must have been about 10 when my dad got me a starter guitar and amp. it wasn’t much, but at the time it was the coolest thing ever. that guitar was sweet. the first song i learned how to play was stairway to heaven, how trite huh? i never really looked back. i have been playing ever since and couldn’t ever imagine myself not playing.
thank you everyone for participating and making this series possible. i hope you had as much fun as i did.
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