rug ransom
Posted by mikemonts | Posted in funny stuff, just for fun | Posted on 13-06-2008
i have your rug. you know who you are. if you ever want to see it again in one piece, or feels its furry goodness under your bare feet, you will comply with all my demands. i need 2 tickets to disney world with a vip pass to the castle, a bottle of original dr. pepper, a pack of cherry twizzler bites, 2 bone-in rib eyes steaks, and home made banana pudding - the kind with individually torched banana slices on the top. if you do not meet my demands you will start receiving mail on a daily basis with pieces of your beloved carpet. there may also be red wine stains that will never wash out. you have 3 day, 15 hours, 41 minutes and 16…15…14…13 seconds.
haha! wait you were supposed to wear a mask!
This may be the single greatest post of all time.
Ever.
I don’t get it. I mean, it’s a nice rug. Don’t do anything bad to it.
seen puma lately. . . ?
Did it really tie the room together?
“The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.
“Dude, carpet pissers did not do this”
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