Archive for the ‘outrageous’ Category

something from nothing

Sep-12-2008

last night i came across a song that i hadn’t heard in quite some time. i’m not going to bore you with the story of how this happened, because its really quite random, but the song was hallelujah, written by leonard cohen in 1984. this may be the prettiest song i’ve ever heard. upon researching this song i found that over the years it has been covered by about 120 different artists, making it one of the most covered songs in history.

this song was really made popular when jeff buckley performed his version. another mainstream artist to put his spin on it was rufus wainwright, performed for the shrek soundtrack. i told you all of that to say this. i came across a version of this song by a norwegian quartet. that in itself sounds unique, but the mind blowing part of the whole story comes from a man named kurt nilsen. the only reason i even watched the video in the first place was because of the image of nilsen on the thumbnail. he is a very homely looking man and i was actually only watching to get a good laugh, because no one that looks the way he does could have such a gifted talent like song right? take a look at kurt.

i think sometimes we do what i did last night. we see something, or someone, and judge based on appearance. last night i never even once thought about the way god blesses people. i judged this guy and thought maybe i’d get a good laugh from watching him “try” to sing this song. i want you to watch this video below. nilsen is the last man to sing a solo (sitting by the guitarist), claiming the 3rd verse as his own. i was truly blown away. how could someone of his stature produce such a heavenly voice? the only way i can put it into words is that it would be like if rosie o’donnell got in front of a microphone and belted out an opera score in flawless italian.

after i saw this video i did a little research about this guy and found out that he was the world idol, which i can only assume is a knock off of american idol. it just goes to show that you should never judge anything based upon the way it looks. so go ahead and watch the video. i think its under 4 minutes, so it won’t be too long to handle. listen to nilsen and hear for yourself. see if you are as blown away as i was.

Posted under living better, music, outrageous

fishing story

May-12-2008

i’m alive. that is the most important sentence of this whole post. now to the story. i had a pretty fun adventure with travis and jack on friday night down in the englewood area. we left my apartment at 6:00 pm, right after work. travis said that we had to go some bass ackwards way through brandon to get to i-75, apparently there is only one bait shop to purchase live shrimp between home and our destination. i don’t buy it. after some shuffled tunes from the ipod, a quick bite from chic-fil-a, and a stop in gibsonton to get our live bait, we headed toward port charlotte and our sporting adventure.

jack and i told travis that we wouldn’t be on the water by sun down. travis informed us that we would be on the water by 8:30 pm, just as the sun tucked behind the horizon. * note: remember 8:30 * we got off one exit too early. not a big deal, we could still get to the public boat ramp from here. we made a detour and finally hit river road, where we initially wanted to be. take a left on indiana and a right by the checkers and we can almost smell the fish we were going to catch. the boat is finally in the water and we set off at 9:30 pm.

we maneuvered between the markers, under the bridge, and to the old, worn down, deteriorating bridge. while holding the boat in place, the current was very strong, travis lit the propane lantern and hung it from a rope. it was then jack’s job to jump from the boat onto a submerged platform, protruding roughly 5 feet above the water’s surface. he navigated the top of the broken bridge until he finally lowered the lantern and tied it off just above the water. once we had jack secured back in the boat, we pulled back around and dropped anchor. time to fish.

honestly, the whole night was pretty slow. we were on the hunt for snook and red fish. i was mainly looking for reds, because snook are out of season and i really wanted to fire up my grill. my grill will stay unlit. after about half an hour, i pulled in the first fish of the night. it was a pretty small snook, maybe 20 inches. after the release, i put another shrimp on my hook and cast again. almost immediately i hooked another snook. this one ended up being closer to the mid 20 inch range. jack also caught 2 snook here, while travis caught 4. not only did travis catch 4 snook in this spot, he caught the off consecutive casts. how impressive.

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when we decided to move on, jack had to climb back up and get the lantern. it was my job to hold onto the platform and keep the boat in place while travis did whatever it was he was doing. once again with jack on board, we set off to fish the bridge. there was another boat there when we arrived and it seemed as though they were catching catfish. passing under the bridge we saw our spot. we idled and cut the engine. the snook were popping all over the place. travis got a hold of the trolling motor, only to find it didn’t work…turns out neither did anything else on the boat. it wouldn’t restart, and we we drifting. once again i held on, this time to a concrete wall we almost slammed into at the base of the bridge. somehow, 10 minutes later we were motoring along again. we decided to check out some of the residential docks since we missed our chance with the snook at the bridge. we debated for quite some time whether or not to actually stop at the docks and fish, since we had no way of knowing if the boat would start again or not and then we saw it.

there it was. this glorious light on the tip of one of the docks. in the light you could see fish swarming at the shrimp fluttering at the surface. there was maybe 50 snook in all. we cut the motor. i swear, no matter what we did or tried, or where we cast, these snook were not interested one bit. we spent roughly an hour here and didn’t catch one snook between us. jack caught 2 trout, as did myself, and travis had lost his previous luck. it was time to head home.

after we packed up the boat we got back on the highway. we went the back way so we could hit hwy 17 through arcadia and head back in through bartow. it would be an understated if i said we hit some fog on the way home. it was about 2:30 am, pitch black, and only about 10 feet of visibility ahead of the truck. it was bad. the windshied wipers and defrost in no way made the situation better. the wipers merely spread the water to the edge of the windshield on their first pass and right back into its original spot on the return pass. brilliant. at this point i feared for my life - travis slammed on his breaks at nearly every intersecting road, i don’t know why. things cleared up in arcadia, and when we hit wachula jack took over driving duties so travis (not a hanger-outer) could sleep in the back seat.

i got back to my place at 4:30 am and hit the shower. it felt nice to have the hot water pour over me. i had a great adventure with 2 pretty awesome guys friday night. i can’t wait until i can risk my life again in search for snook and red fish. maybe next time we will have more luck.

Posted under friends & family, outrageous, sports

you might be an alcoholic if…

May-5-2008

i stumbled across this article on the local news station’s website.  i don’t really know what to say other than this guy’s funeral would probably turn out to be one heck of a party.  i took a screen capture of the article so you could read it for yourself.

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so how do you want to go out when it’s your time?

Posted under outrageous, random

ufc: ultimate fighter

Apr-17-2008


recently, and i don’t know where it came from, i have been a huge fan of the ufc. you know, the thing where a couple of shirtless guys get in an octagonal caged ring and beat the doo doo out of each other. there is a show on spike tv called the ultimate fighter. its basically like a combination of mtv’s real world and vh1’s america’s next top model. they put 16 guys in a house to live together, train together, and ultimately fight together. two teams of eight. living in one house. filled with testosterone. *i can’t stress enough my the joy i get from watching this show* anyways, i was watching last week’s episode when america, even the world, may have seen the greatest, most gruesome knock out punch this sport has even faced. in case you missed the action i have decided to post a short video clip of the jaw cracking punch. i use that adjective because, in fact, the dude broke his jaw. that has got to hurt, physically and maybe even the ego too. do you think he’ll get back in the ring again? i don’t think this example of being able to overcome is on the same plane as getting back on the horse. enjoy.

Posted under outrageous, pain, sports

oprah winfrey has lost her effing mind

Apr-9-2008

wow. thats all i can say. am i the only one that finds this absurd, even borderline offensive? people…let me know what is going on here.

Posted under church, outrageous