travis writes…
Posted by mikemonts | Posted in curiosity, questions, tattoo stuff, thought provoking | Posted on 29-10-2008
“tattoos, bears, beets, battlestar galactica, and celestial navigation”
great topics travis. i’m not just saying that. let’s quit putting this off and just go ahead with this.
tattoos - i know that a lot of different opinions revolve around the idea of marking up your body with a permanent thing. i’ve heard everything from “its going to be wrinkled and saggy when you are older” to “real christians wouldn’t get tattoos because the bible says you shouldn’t.” if you know me at all, you know that i have no problem with a little bit of ink getting permanently embedded under someones first several layers of epidermis. in fact, why don’t you just take a look at the one i’ve been working on for about a year now.

i think, from a christian standpoint, that god looks down and sees that stained glass window on my are and smiles. i know that for me it is a great reminder of the direction i want to travel in life. it almost acts as a guidepost for me to look at and remember where i’ve been and where i want to go.
so maybe i’m wrong. maybe on the day i’m standing in front of god being held accountable for my action while on earth, the whole tattoo thing might come up. but i doubt it. i will say this - if you are considering getting a tattoo, think hard about it. don’t just get something just to get it. don’t get drunk with your friends and go get tattoos. i promise you they will alter your life.
to wrap up the section about tattoos i will leave you with one nugget of information. there isn’t a day that goes by that i’m not judged for having tattoos. i see it in people’s eyes when they notice it peeking under my sleeve. judging me. thinking i’m a hoodlum. holding their children a little closer offering up a fake smile to make me think its ok. as for me, i wouldn’t change any of the colors on my body. they are a part of me.
bears, beets, battlestar galactica - this comes from a great scene from an episode of the office in which jim dresses up and acts like dwight. its a comical masterpiece. in response to this inquiry i have found a video that i believe sums it all up.
celestial navigation - i believe that celestial navigation is a key factor in today’s current maps and gps systems. celestial navigation is the art of using the sun, stars, moons, and planets to guide yourself to a select destination. without ancient travelers like the vikings, egyptians, and even the american indians i wonder if we would have ever found our destination. kudos star gazers. kudos.
i think that it is important for everyone to study and become masters of celestial navigation for one reason. survival. what happens when robots take over the world and block all electronic frequencies? i’ll tell you one thing - that precious little garmin of yours won’t be working anymore. so how are you going to find the rebel militia in the caves along the hillside in order to fight in their regime against the evil killer robots? i’ll tell you how. you follow the stars north, take a left at the big dipper, pull off orion’s belt (your pants are falling down, he’ll understand) and coast along until you can see venus. before you know it you are at the caves plotting to regain control of the world.
you see? celestial navigation just helped you save human kind. what a hero you are.








